Recount #6: OSS/CIA 50 Mile Night Run

Big Fat DNF. Worst stomach issues I have ever felt. May or may not still be suffering from Dysentery - didn't go to the hospital to find out but WedMD is usually good enough for me. Completed the first 25 mile loop then called it quits. Taking two weeks off to gripe and moan about the DNF, and to flush out whatever is eating my guts right now, then hitting the trails hard for a few weeks until Burning River. Sorry, this post isn't very humorous. Well, ok, I'll throw in a joke... Why does a golfer where two pairs of pants??? In case he gets a hole in one. End of recount...